pot hound –noun/pɒthaʊnd/(pottong): a local mongrel of hopelessly unidentifiable lineage, usually covered in mange, loves to roll around in frog and toad carcasses, found roaming in packs, sleeping under shady trees, stuck together post-coitus to the endless titillation of small village children, spends a large part of its life dodging traffic, has never tasted Kibbles'n'Bits or Purina and will eat anything leftover from anyone's pots . . . on rare occassion when actually claimed by a human, usually named Spartacus
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